Johnny knows fashion!

Cast:
Johnny- my step great grand father
Aaron- me

Setting:
Aaron says hi to Johnny before going out for the night.

Play:

Aaron- Hey Johnny, I'm going out for the night. I'll see you later.
Johnny- Uhhhh, where you going?
Aaron- Out. [Aaron has found it easier not to give too many details, for the more details you give Johnny the more questions you get from him]
Johnny- What's wrong with your pants?
Aaron- What do you mean?
Johnny- There's a tear in them at your knee.
Aaron- Oh, ha! It's supposed to be that way.
Johnny- How did you tear it?
Aaron- No, it's supposed to be that way.
Johnny- I would just cut the bottom of them off where the tear is.
Aaron- It's supposed to be that way!
Johnny- They don't look good that way. You should make them into shorts.
Aaron- I don't think...
Johnny- I have some scissors here somewhere.
Aaron- I don't think...
Johnny- You can cut them before you leave, so no girls will know that your pants had a tear in them.
Aaron- I really don't want...