He knows how to talk to the ladies!
Cast:
T - a girl, who used to like me, but is now engaged
Johnny - my 87 year step-great-grand-father
Aaron - me
Setting: Last night at a gathering
Act I:
T: (with her fiancé standing next to her) Hi Johnny! How are you?
Johnny: Oh, oh. Hi. Is Aaron your boyfriend? He he he!
T: I've got to go.
Act II:
T: Hey Aaron
Aaron: Hey T
T: (with angry look) do you know where your step-great-grand-father is?
Aaron: No? Why?
T: ...(without answering walks away)
Act III
Johnny: Did you see T tonight?
Aaron: Ya, I saw her. Did you say hi to her?
Johnny: He, he, he. Ya. I asked her if you were her boyfriend in front of her fiancé! He, he, he.
Aaron: You can't say that!
Johnny: Sure I can.
posted by beyondthestairs at 1:18 AM
7 Comments:
hehe, *cough*
not to in any way disrespect the aged, but this summarily explains how honestly you come by your
@#^%&$-ness.
meant in the nicest possible way, i assure you. :-D
ENE,
Shame, shame! I didn't agree with him. I had a long lecture with him about it aftwards. Also, he is not actually related to me. And, yes, maybe I do get some of my @#^%&$-ness from him. Whatever that may be. :-)
Ha ha! I thought it was funny when I first assumed Johnny had mistakenly seriously thought you and T were dating. But then, when he told you he did it in purpose in front of the fiancee, that right there is comic gold.
We want more Johnny!
do we ever
a word of advice to all women:
NEVER!
EVER!
EVER!!!!!
find yourself alone with johnny. and don't trust him with your moms either, its just not safe!
Yea... it sounds like Lizzy speaks from experience there.
Honestly, ever since I heard he mutter something about myself and a red bikini I've sort of tried to steer clear of Johnney.
:)
Ouch!
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