Johnny knows fashion!

Cast:
Johnny- my step great grand father
Aaron- me

Setting:
Aaron says hi to Johnny before going out for the night.

Play:

Aaron- Hey Johnny, I'm going out for the night. I'll see you later.
Johnny- Uhhhh, where you going?
Aaron- Out. [Aaron has found it easier not to give too many details, for the more details you give Johnny the more questions you get from him]
Johnny- What's wrong with your pants?
Aaron- What do you mean?
Johnny- There's a tear in them at your knee.
Aaron- Oh, ha! It's supposed to be that way.
Johnny- How did you tear it?
Aaron- No, it's supposed to be that way.
Johnny- I would just cut the bottom of them off where the tear is.
Aaron- It's supposed to be that way!
Johnny- They don't look good that way. You should make them into shorts.
Aaron- I don't think...
Johnny- I have some scissors here somewhere.
Aaron- I don't think...
Johnny- You can cut them before you leave, so no girls will know that your pants had a tear in them.
Aaron- I really don't want...

He knows how to talk to the ladies!

Cast:

T - a girl, who used to like me, but is now engaged
Johnny - my 87 year step-great-grand-father
Aaron - me

Setting: Last night at a gathering

Act I:

T: (with her fiancé standing next to her) Hi Johnny! How are you?
Johnny: Oh, oh. Hi. Is Aaron your boyfriend? He he he!
T: I've got to go.

Act II:

T: Hey Aaron
Aaron: Hey T
T: (with angry look) do you know where your step-great-grand-father is?
Aaron: No? Why?
T: ...(without answering walks away)

Act III

Johnny: Did you see T tonight?
Aaron: Ya, I saw her. Did you say hi to her?
Johnny: He, he, he. Ya. I asked her if you were her boyfriend in front of her fiancé! He, he, he.
Aaron: You can't say that!
Johnny: Sure I can.